if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
(via keeping-up-with-scott)
when we’re in the year 2013 and people stil think it’s cool to hate on justin bieber
(via jus10sexgod)
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: theladyserket, via stunningbieber)
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
(via lou-ies)
i cybered on omegle today
- You:hi
- Stranger:hey
- You:wanna cyber
- Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You:ya
- Stranger:And okay then, you start?
- You:i come into ur bedroom
- You:and ur sleeping
- You:and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger:I'm still asleep
- You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You:and u wake up and smile
- Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You:cutting off your penis
- Stranger:wait
- You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger:Then what...?
- You:I HATE YOU
- Stranger:I didn't cheat
- You:you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You:nobody ever knows what happened
- You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You:the end
- Stranger:I have a mercedes?
- You:not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
