cosrnos:

if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:

  • fuck you

(via keeping-up-with-scott)

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
p-e-ony:

♡ q’d, following back everyone! ♡
the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!
the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

marchfirsts:

when we’re in the year 2013 and people stil think it’s cool to hate on justin bieber

image

(via jus10sexgod)

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole

(Source: theladyserket, via stunningbieber)

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

(via lou-ies)

i cybered on omegle today
  • You:hi
  • Stranger:hey
  • You:wanna cyber
  • Stranger:Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You:ya
  • Stranger:And okay then, you start?
  • You:i come into ur bedroom
  • You:and ur sleeping
  • You:and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger:I'm still asleep
  • You:u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You:and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger:I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You:then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You:cutting off your penis
  • Stranger:wait
  • You:THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger:Then what...?
  • You:I HATE YOU
  • Stranger:I didn't cheat
  • You:you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger:i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You:nobody ever knows what happened
  • You:i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You:the end
  • Stranger:I have a mercedes?
  • You:not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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